February 2012
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Fuck faces are posting up on Facebook "OMFG. ONE...
hazzaspussywagon:
2 tags
ARE YOU BLOODY HELL FREAKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
hazzaspussywagon:
JESUS. I’M SO PISSED.
On my personal I posted a GIF which got like 50 notes or some shit and this girl reposts it and gets OVER 1K NOTES.
And she bloody REPOSTS EVERYTHING FROM ANYONE
I’m seriously so pissed I’m just going to give out her URL http://karachitonewyork.tumblr.com/
January 2012
friend: omg, your parents are so nice!
you: it's because you're here.
I'm not single, my husband lives in a book.
I should really watermark my shit . cause people...
one-directionsweaters:
Cats are my true friends
Asking Zayn for a pencil
You: Hey, can I borrow a pencil?
Zayn: Yeah, but it doesn't have an eraser.
You: Life doesn't have an eraser.
Zayn: That was deep...
You: yupp.
Zayn: ...
You: ...
Zayn: ...
You: ...
Zayn: ...
You: ...
Zayn: ...
You: ...
Zayn: I'm tweeting it.
When your friends see your crush looking at you.
